Draht.

This sounds like it’s an emergency. Is it an emergency? I don’t have an account on Yahoo “Msngr” yet, but I can only assume it’s the slightly more hip and abreviated version of “Yahoo Messenger”. I opened up a new window to search into Google for said site, but unfortunately every time I began to type my concern for your alarming state naturally resulted in some what of a panic attack, and everything I typed presented itself as a mash of letters such as “agsjsijdndk” or “eunclxuxnmee”, as my finger convulsed on the keyboard. Perhaps there is a simpler and faster way to remedy your emergency than “Yahoo Msngr”? It seems a little inconvenient for such intense circumstances. Please respond stat. It’s important.

Oh… Ohhhh.. Oh wait, OHHhHHHHHH OKAY… Right. Okay.

Is this in regards to mini-beasts? I once studied said specimens in Grade Four, where my teacher took us on an excursion to CSIRO, it was an engaging four hours, and lots of my friends spoke about it for some time. I then wrote a letter to one of the tour guides expressing my interest and hoping to procure more information, preferably a pamphlet of some description. I left my email, but they never responded. I’ve since changed emails, so I should really go back and check. But I think I’ve forgotten my password.

That’s crazy lovely of you!! Especially when I haven’t chucked up much in a while. Yours are clearly amazing. I’d love to work with you some time! Xx